Do you feel like you are aging too quickly? Well then here’s a solution for you! 

The newly discovered Jubiloubi(joo-bee-loo-bee) plant located in the coastal waters of Australia can take ten years off of your age. This plant can make you look ten years younger when added to salads, used as a face mask or blended into a spray. 

While on vacation, a group of Swedish botanists were snorkeling near the Great Barrier Reef when a vibrant orange and purple polka-dotted plant caught their eye. According to lead botanist Poppy Fields,  from the Swiss Skin Institute in Geneva or better known as the S.S.I.G, “I’ve never seen anything like it in my 30 years in the field. It is just so incredibly mind blowingly wonderful and fantastic. I’m so proud to be the one who found it and I’m just itching to get started on my treatment.” 

Hayward Springfield, an eye-witness, is bringing some controversy into the mix when he states after hearing Poppy’s statement, “After all that I’ve done for Poppy and her failing business, she has the audacity to steal MY findings! She thinks that SHE found it, but I did and I want everyone to know about it.” 

It is currently unclear who really found this life-changing plant, but the one thing we know is, they were so enthralled by the beauty of this plant that they secretly cut and stole one of these magnificent plants to bring back to the lab. After many long hours of research and testing, they came to the conclusion that this plant had certain healing properties that can make the consumer look instantly refreshed, younger and more vibrant looking. 

As soon as the lawsuit is settled, that was brought upon them by the Austrailians for taking something illegally from their country, this  brand new item will hit the stores just before summer, and will be about 211 dollars per ounce. So, if I were you, I’d start saving immediately.

April Fools! All stories published today on The Scroll are satire. None of the facts, quotes, or details in the story above are true and should not be taken as fact.